Podcast Episodes

Be Here Now. ∆ Track 04. - jump off.

Hey look.

Jimmy Fallon knows you're a targeted individual—

And wants you to like,

Stay the fuck away from him.

Uh huh.

[redacted]

Don…

2 years, 1 month ago

Be Here Now. ∆ Track 03. hare.

Canon (one “n”) refers to a collection of rules or texts that are considered to be authoritative. Shakespeare and Chaucer are part of the canon of We…

2 years, 1 month ago

Be Here Now. ∆ Track 02. - long drive.

Suicide is not a mental illness

When the world is a disease

When the motorcycles go,

So will the warm weather.

It's almost as if I should not…

2 years, 1 month ago

Be Here Now. ∆ Track 01. act one. [intro]

“The yard woman”

** cat food is approx $21/ month

My shrinking belly was almost gone; I would lose the excess quickly, with the new order of pr…

2 years, 1 month ago

james bond.

I heard Robin Williams was here.

Very briefly, yes.

How did you do that?

TINA FEY

Do me next!

lol.

(That's not how this works.) …

2 years, 1 month ago

What’s Your Emergency?

Chill out.

I'm not having a nervous breakdown.

I'm out of vitamins

And might be suffering from lamentation—

I'm not spending any money

And my wh…

2 years, 1 month ago

Accountability.

I gotta go watch bad girls club, just to find that comedian that looks straight like a Boov.

I was almost entirely sure they had to have based that…

2 years, 1 month ago

aliens. (beat)

That was the fastest a document has ever opened up.

Jesus Christ, wasn't it?

I love God.

I just found a purple carrot,

That was orange on the in…

2 years, 1 month ago

Whatever.

As I flirt with suicide, I realize

I am famous and of much importance without being paid for it—

People enter my line of sight just to exist, I.

2 years, 1 month ago

Series Q10

An ascended extra terrestrial being with the ability to travel throughout infinite existence within the multidimensional world enters a simulation of…

2 years, 1 month ago