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I heard Robin Williams was here.
Very briefly, yes.
How did you do that?
TINA FEY
Do me next!
lol.
(That's not how this works.)
(lol.)
Season 9! Closer Notes: LEGENDS- ENTER THR MULTIVERSE: LEGENDS
The real Jimmy Fallon and the Actual Billie Ellish are trapped inside of each others bodies, along with their ascended counterparts, ancient alien mystics who, in search for a “missing link” extraterrestrial from a long forgotten cosmos, must search for
Dammit, how am I supposed to write that.
FUCK! I told you he was a magician!
—I TOLD you don't fuck with that guy!
I told you!
Fuuuuuck!
FUCK.
FUHCK.
Man, we're fucked.
We're so fucked.
Who's body is this?
Ah, wait.
Fuck.
Dammit…
Ughh.
Ugghhhhh.
Jim, could I see you for a moment.
Oh wait a second
[The Tonight Show, Starring Jimmy Fallon]
Oh—
Jim.
Is that who I am? I
Uh… I guess—?
I'm Jimmy Fallon?
…Sometimes.
Yeah. I'm Jimmy Fallon!
As far as I know.
We still have to figure out how this happened , [Liz]
How did you not know who I was?! We've met like 6 times!
I've met everyone 6 times! I'm mad famous! I'm a genius!
I'm a genius…
I fucking hate my life.
I want to die.
Ooh.
Could have been anything.
Whose body is THIS?
Just get in.
Just get in.
I—don't want to.
Oh, a body's about to open up. I gotta go.
—you're leaving now?!
Yeah, I gotta call you back.
This last minute?!
It's like a budget-fare-hopper thing.
But
*click*
lol I love how these aliens are using like
—like old times telephones.
You should see their existence. It's wild.
Why even use telephones as telepaths.
They're like relics.
I promise, I did not mean to hurt you.
—I promise, I hurt myself worse.
For the record, that little old Englishman that lives inside of
(Everyone)
—is something wrong with you.
A lot.
This body used to belong to “Tha Supacree?!” I LOVE that show.
What “show”
—tis a show.
It's a show on my home planet…
And what planet is this?
You will never know.
[Unfamous]
Ugh.
Now the magical negroes thing makes sense.
Have you seen the president of peacock?
Have you seen the president of my balls?
Have you seen the president?
What?
For real. She's missing.
Are you serio—
Yes.
You're secret service!
I'm just as disappointed as you are.
You're so fired.
I'm pretty sure only the president can do that.
THATS why they sent you.
That's it, yes!
TO BREAK MY HEART?
Cause it sings…
“CAUSE IT SINGS?!”
—it's supposed to…
Look, f-[censored]
Jesus Christ.
The only thing. yo