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Hey look.

Jimmy Fallon knows you're a targeted individual—

And wants you to like,

Stay the fuck away from him.

Uh huh.

[redacted]

Don't you mean censored?

No.

I know that.

So I'm going to make it real nice and crystal clear that I'm determined,

That when I kill myself,

Everyone knows I was writing this completely divinely inspired saga

Not for attention,

Or even entertainment

—but with the complete acknowledgment that something has gone tragically wrong in this country

That its own people can be tortured and followed, led on by the media in an attempt to control and diminish the psyche in order to promote a politicized agenda —

But also that I find his puppetry and obedience to the eye of the media fascinating enough that nothing could stop me from writing this—

I mean nothing at all—

Could keep me from translating whatever was channeled and deviated to me through the stream of consciousness.

That's fucking tragic.

This is a betrayal of everything humanity was supposed to stand for in the first place.

Mankind has sold us out to the highest bidder.

It is puppetry.

But have you met the puppeteer?

I own 8% of the conglomerate medias

That's not so much.

That's more than none.

Hey,

What the fuck do you want?

Give me a dollar.

Does this serve any purpose other than to prove your disability to function in modern society and further support the claims towards your emotional and mental instability?

Go offline.

For what.

I want to show you something

They're using 5G.

What.

Your phone signals.

What are you talking about?

They're transmitting data using your vibrational frequency using your cell phone.

That's why the weird dreams.

Yes, that's why;

And why your phone keeps turning off and on randomly and toggling the controls.

Okay.

Okay?!

Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do about it.

Look, just go offline; and stay offline.

I gotta find Fallon before the rest of this shit hits the fan.

Oh, it hit.

Hits harder.

[beat]

Thank God I'm not attracted to you.

Likewise.

[pause]

Wait.

PREVIOUSLY

Fuck,

Idk what era of SNL this is.

A pencil…

That should do the trick!

You're a weird dude. You know that?

Yes.

Alright, as long as you know that.

Wait, wasn't the 5G band the 8G