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💸 Trust Fund Babies Trapped in Middle-Class Bodies💸

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This week, we’re living proof that money can’t buy happiness… but we’re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. 🤷‍♀️ We kick things…

1 year, 1 month ago

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Shitty Situations

Episode 50

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From peaceful getaways to public health violations, this one is a ride. Buckle up.  

Des took a relaxing trip with her sister to Hager…

1 year, 1 month ago

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Hot Girl Water Walks

Episode 49

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This week, we’re diving into Hot Girl Water Walks because who wouldn’t want to spend their days power-walking through the pool, gossi…

1 year, 1 month ago

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Locked Doors and Bruised Egos

Episode 48

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This week, Des and Cort revel in their Valentine's Day Luxury aka letting their husbands cook while they sat back sipping cocktails l…

1 year, 1 month ago

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Don’t Yuck Someone Else's Yum

Episode 47

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You know those people who think their way is the way? Yeah, we’re calling them out. Whether it’s what time you work out, where you wo…

1 year, 2 months ago

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Two C*nts in a Car

Episode 46

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🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢  

We’re covering all the important things in life…

1 year, 2 months ago

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Shootin' Blanks

Episode 45

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This episode starts with a literal bang! Our neighbor shot off a blank in his office, and we heard everything. Nothing like a little …

1 year, 2 months ago

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Spittin' Nails

Episode 44

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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the inauguration—Bush’s funny face included (someone get that man a comedy specia…

1 year, 2 months ago

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Fun Bags

Episode 43

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Fun Bags 🎉🥂:  

Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Ir…

1 year, 3 months ago

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Do They Know They Have 30 Minutes?

Episode 42

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This week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave th…

1 year, 3 months ago

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