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That’s Little Ponytail Behavior

Episode 77

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This week’s chaos is brought to you by slicked-back ponies, too many shopping bags, and way too much trust in Type A Cort. 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️…

8 months, 3 weeks ago

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Adrianna Unhinged: Chaos Runs In The Family

Episode 76

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This week, Cort passes the mic to her daughter Adrianna who’s smack in the middle of a quarter-life crisis and not afraid to roast he…

9 months ago

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Kegels, Convicts & Cash

Episode 75

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Welcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison p…

9 months, 1 week ago

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You'll Gain It All Back!

Episode 74

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We’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the …

9 months, 2 weeks ago

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You're The Rudest Bitch I Know

Episode 73

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⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out tryin…

9 months, 3 weeks ago

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Grand Theft Auto?

Episode 72

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This week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.
It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger…

9 months, 4 weeks ago

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Snooze Fest

Episode 70

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Don’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us bac…

10 months ago

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Harmonious Harlots

Episode 70

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We may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷

This week, your favorite harlots got…

10 months, 1 week ago

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I’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad Friend

Episode 69

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We’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we…

10 months, 2 weeks ago

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Sponsored By Uncle Alan

Episode 68

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When life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Roya…

10 months, 3 weeks ago

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