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Snooze Fest

Episode 70

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Don’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us bac…

8 months, 1 week ago

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Harmonious Harlots

Episode 70

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We may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷

This week, your favorite harlots got…

8 months, 2 weeks ago

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I’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad Friend

Episode 69

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We’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we…

8 months, 3 weeks ago

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Sponsored By Uncle Alan

Episode 68

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When life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Roya…

9 months ago

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Chuck It In The F*ckit Bucket

Episode 67

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This week, we're tossing judgment, shame, and any lingering dignity straight into the f*ckit bucket and honestly, it’s getting full. …

9 months, 1 week ago

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Crying But Trying

Episode 66

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Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃

In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Thos…

9 months, 3 weeks ago

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say Don’t Say Anything At All

Episode 65

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This week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥

Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving t…

9 months, 4 weeks ago

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Got The Morbs

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🎙 Got The Morbs

This week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the ca…

10 months ago

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Buddy Bench Besties: Table For Two, Always

Episode 63

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This week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us s…

10 months, 1 week ago

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Gas Station Snacks and Golf Course Panic Attacks

Episode 62

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⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and D…

10 months, 2 weeks ago

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