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Crying But Trying

Episode 66

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Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃

In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight fi…

Published on 2 months, 2 weeks ago

If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say Don’t Say Anything At All

Episode 65

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This week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥

Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des i…

Published on 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Got The Morbs

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🎙 Got The Morbs

This week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the cat has returned from his mysterious sabbatical like h…

Published on 3 months ago

Buddy Bench Besties: Table For Two, Always

Episode 63

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This week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us sipping drinks alone on the patio, we realized maybe …

Published on 3 months ago

Gas Station Snacks and Golf Course Panic Attacks

Episode 62

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⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and Des is out here raw-dogging the fairway with a vodka …

Published on 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Tell Us We Suck…We Can Work With That

Episode 61

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In this episode, we unpack a senior moment that led Des to accidentally download something that made her computer scream for help (the internet is a scary place, folks). We also attempt…

Published on 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Trees Can Hear You, Diddy's In Trouble and We're Tired

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We laughed, we ranted, we asked trees for emotional support. 🌳😭

This week’s episode is brought to you by exhaustion, unhinged headlines, and the absolute audacity of people who park like…

Published on 3 months, 3 weeks ago

Delulu Is The Only Solulu

Episode 58

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🚨 Warning: We’re operating at peak delusion this week and honestly? It’s working for us. 😎✨

In this episode of Delulu Is The Only Solulu, we unravel the pure chaos that is planning a gol…

Published on 4 months ago

Aloha, Hot Stuff!

Episode 57

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This week’s episode is full of ✨closet meltdowns, chaotic would-you-rathers, and a surprising amount of bathroom talk,✨you're welcome in advance.

We kick things off with a fashion crisis…

Published on 4 months, 1 week ago

B.O.L.O.

Episode 56

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🚨 BOLO!🚨

(Be On the Lookout…Cort just realized what that means and we’re never letting it go 🤣)

In this episode, we’re covering all the chaos, cringe, and country living struggles you nev…

Published on 4 months, 2 weeks ago