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Episode 47
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You know those people who think their way is the way? Yeah, we’re calling them out. Whether it’s what time you work out, where you wo…
1 year, 3 months ago
Two C*nts in a Car
Episode 46
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🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢
We’re covering all the important things in life…
1 year, 4 months ago
Shootin' Blanks
Episode 45
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This episode starts with a literal bang! Our neighbor shot off a blank in his office, and we heard everything. Nothing like a little …
1 year, 4 months ago
Spittin' Nails
Episode 44
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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the inauguration—Bush’s funny face included (someone get that man a comedy specia…
1 year, 4 months ago
Fun Bags
Episode 43
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Fun Bags 🎉🥂:
Once upon a time, we were the queens of chaos—pool-hopping at 3 a.m., closing down strip clubs, and Des pulling epic Ir…
1 year, 4 months ago
Do They Know They Have 30 Minutes?
Episode 42
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This week, we’re tackling the chaos of air travel—why do some people think airline rules are just polite suggestions? And who gave th…
1 year, 5 months ago
Night Bitches
Episode 41
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The week between Christmas and New Year’s: a vortex of snacks, naps, and asking what day it is. We dive into the black hole week phen…
1 year, 5 months ago
Hey, You with the Glasses: Life According to Izaak
Episode 40
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This week, we’re joined by Cort’s son, Izaak, for a hilariously candid episode full of college tales, childhood memories, and one VER…
1 year, 5 months ago
Whore in a Drawer: Festive Chaos Edition
Episode 39
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This week, we're diving into Christmas with a naughty twist 🎄😂. Cort shares the origin story of Whore in a Drawer—a raunchy, rebellio…
1 year, 5 months ago
Dick Pic Detective
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Buckle up—this episode’s a chaotic cocktail of cringe, comedy, and a little conspiracy. Cort kicks things off with a “reply all” emai…
1 year, 5 months ago