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106: Cannibal Mermaids
Episode 106
How far can you get making only right turns? What's the proper response to being constantly serenaded? Does fire have mass? And more! Email us: hanka…
8 years, 11 months ago
105: Fancy Diving
Episode 105
Is cake salty? How do I get alone time at a party without a cigarette? Where is the rest of An Imperial Affliction? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@g…
8 years, 11 months ago
104: Dove Quivering
Episode 104
Why am I afraid of something I know doesn’t exist? Can I avoid scurvy by sticking my arm in a giant vat of orange juice? What is proper etiquette for…
8 years, 11 months ago
103: There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)
Episode 103
What is a mug without a handle? When's the right time to get a Saturn tattoo? Should I come out when I'm not ready? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@g…
9 years ago
102: The Friend Bucket
Episode 102
Could you take down a coyote with your arms? Should people be allowed to put things in someone else's Netflix queue? How do I cope with social anxiet…
9 years ago
101: Knit like a Mofo
Episode 101
What would happen if all mosquitoes die? What do I do about my surprise YouTube celebrity boyfriend? What's the truth about John Lennon's "Imagine"? …
9 years ago
100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!
Episode 100
Who was the first joshing Josh? Do bugs understand glass? How do I learn to chill? And more! probablysignedturtles.com Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.co…
9 years ago
99: A Fusing of the Hair
Episode 99
What do I do if my spouse wants to shave his head? Why are there birds at the airport? What if I'm not as well read as my boyfriend? And more! Email …
9 years, 1 month ago
98: An Army of Burrito Children (w/ Dodie Clark!)
Episode 98
How do you deal with the dissipation of your future plans? Should I tell my parents I met my boyfriend on Tinder? How do I succeed if I'm not a go-ge…
9 years, 1 month ago
97: Lemon Salty Whales
Episode 97
When should I introduce my kid to Star Wars? Can I dislike parts of my life even though I have privilege? How did humans start swimming? And more! Em…
9 years, 1 month ago