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116: Do Not Enter the Craft Fort! (w/ Caitlin Hofmeister!)
Episode 116
How do you surprise loved ones in small apartments? What is the line between archaeology and grave robbing? What is the appropriate time to get into …
8 years, 8 months ago
115: Semi-Immortal 35-Year-Olds on Mars
Episode 115
What is the smallest part of the body you can be a doctor in? Why do we rub our eyes when we're tired? How do I turn my imagination off long enough t…
8 years, 9 months ago
114: Confused About Batman
Episode 114
Over the last month, Hank and John have been on the road going to cities all across America. Every stop, they did a short episode of Dear Hank and Jo…
8 years, 9 months ago
113: Aardvarks with Guns
Episode 113
Is outer space full of vampires? Am I engaged? Why haven't our mouths evolved to be better at pumpkin spice lattes? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@g…
8 years, 9 months ago
112: Toaster Is a Wolf to Dog
Episode 112
Where does candle wax go? Can you just switch where you're sitting one day? Does saying "I love you" eventually lose its meaning? And more! Email us:…
8 years, 9 months ago
111: Omagles All the Way Down
Episode 111
How do I get in on my neighbor's cranberry bread? How do I live in a very small room? Who's responsible for the divider in a checkout line? And more!…
8 years, 10 months ago
110: One and Less Extra Bone
Episode 110
Where does all the extra body come from? Why are grapefruits called grapefruits? Is it acceptable to talk about social media in real life? And more! …
8 years, 10 months ago
109: The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher
Episode 109
How do I stop whistling? How do you not get burned out? How do I get rid of a death zit? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearha…
8 years, 10 months ago
108: We Would All Be Flounders
Episode 108
What do I say to my blind date? How do I get my mom to call me less frequently? Are you supposed to ask a father for his daughter's hand in marriage?…
8 years, 10 months ago
107: skREvEL!
Episode 107
Why do I feel safer with the lights on? Why can't my bathtub be in my living room? Am I in danger of being electrocuted? And more! Turtles All the Wa…
8 years, 11 months ago