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109: The Catastrophizing Kindergarten Teacher
Episode 109
How do I stop whistling? How do you not get burned out? How do I get rid of a death zit? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearha…
8 years, 6 months ago
108: We Would All Be Flounders
Episode 108
What do I say to my blind date? How do I get my mom to call me less frequently? Are you supposed to ask a father for his daughter's hand in marriage?…
8 years, 6 months ago
107: skREvEL!
Episode 107
Why do I feel safer with the lights on? Why can't my bathtub be in my living room? Am I in danger of being electrocuted? And more! Turtles All the Wa…
8 years, 6 months ago
106: Cannibal Mermaids
Episode 106
How far can you get making only right turns? What's the proper response to being constantly serenaded? Does fire have mass? And more! Email us: hanka…
8 years, 6 months ago
105: Fancy Diving
Episode 105
Is cake salty? How do I get alone time at a party without a cigarette? Where is the rest of An Imperial Affliction? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@g…
8 years, 7 months ago
104: Dove Quivering
Episode 104
Why am I afraid of something I know doesn’t exist? Can I avoid scurvy by sticking my arm in a giant vat of orange juice? What is proper etiquette for…
8 years, 7 months ago
103: There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)
Episode 103
What is a mug without a handle? When's the right time to get a Saturn tattoo? Should I come out when I'm not ready? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@g…
8 years, 7 months ago
102: The Friend Bucket
Episode 102
Could you take down a coyote with your arms? Should people be allowed to put things in someone else's Netflix queue? How do I cope with social anxiet…
8 years, 7 months ago
101: Knit like a Mofo
Episode 101
What would happen if all mosquitoes die? What do I do about my surprise YouTube celebrity boyfriend? What's the truth about John Lennon's "Imagine"? …
8 years, 8 months ago
100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!
Episode 100
Who was the first joshing Josh? Do bugs understand glass? How do I learn to chill? And more! probablysignedturtles.com Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.co…
8 years, 8 months ago