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Back to SearchJune 23, 2026 33,000 cruise visitors in one day in Nassau is NUTS!
Season 1
Bus drivers go on strike in Santorini, shutting down the island. Cruises are all canceled.
Superstar Vanessa Williams will perform on Crystal this fa…
1 month, 4 weeks ago
A senior Air Canada pilot is arrested for having fraudulent documents. I don't think sorry will bail him out of this mess
Season 1 Episode 67
A cell phone bursts into flames in the middle of a British Airways flight. Just what every passenger wants at 35,000 feet, a lithium-ion bonfire. Ca…
1 month, 4 weeks ago
June 19, 2026 The airlines might be given up on the idea of a saving the planet by Tuesday!
Season 1 Episode 65
Carnival Cruise Line is toasting America’s 250th birthday with a bourbon from a 45-year-old brand owned by a company based in Britain. Nothing says A…
2 months ago
June 18, 2026 The Guru is somewhere in the Pacific on Crystal Symphony!
Season 1 Episode 62
Holland America is bringing back the farewell dinner celebration. The Guru loves this idea.
JetBlue is cutting back operations in the Newark area an…
2 months ago
June 17, 2026: The U.S. State Department Issues a Warning About the Bahamas That Travelers Should Not Ignore.
Season 1 Episode 62
Delta Air Lines receives an all-clear from the Department of Transportation regarding the timing of its software system's collapse.
The bloated burea…
2 months ago
JUne `16, 2026 Hell Hath No Fury Like a CEO Scorned. Del Rio hammering NCLH!
Episode 50828
Azamara's new Overland Experiences are just dressed-up shore excursions!
The five knucklehead Colorado cruisers buy their way out of jail in the Baha…
2 months ago
JUne 15, 2026. The wait is over. Our cruise on Crystal Symphony has begun!!
Season 1 Episode 60
If you're looking for something to do in July, the Guru has some options!
Norway is deciding whether to build a tunnel for cruise ships. Why not? The…
2 months ago
June 14, 2026 NCLH gets hit with massive enviromental fines by the Bahamians!
Season 1 Episode 61
Don't stub your toe in Cinque Terre. It could cost you 2900 smackers!
Santorini officials are rerouting 70% of the cruise guests thanks to the earth…
2 months ago
Day Three in Exile in Kushiro, Japan for the Guru!
Season 1 Episode 68
Where are you now, Bud Darr?
Seward opens their new railroad cruise terminal. The guru will see that in 10 days!! Pinch me.
Belgian police arrest a r…
2 months, 1 week ago
The Guru is alive and well in exile in Japan!
Season 1 Episode 62
Three flights and 24 hours later, the Guru is bowing like crazy!
Five US cruise guests get locked up in the Bahamas. Leave them there!
Viking bails o…
2 months, 1 week ago