Podcast Episodes
Back to SearchThe Guru is alive and well in exile in Japan!
Season 1 Episode 62
Three flights and 24 hours later, the Guru is bowing like crazy!
Five US cruise guests get locked up in the Bahamas. Leave them there!
Viking bails o…
2 months, 1 week ago
June 9, 2026 One lawyer in Miami thinks Del Rio's case will be dismissed!
Episode 50827
A powerful earthquake near Cuba shakes up some cruisers.
Lim Kok Thay's Dream Cruise celebrates a 10-year anniversary that includes the years he bank…
2 months, 1 week ago
June 8, 2026. Was DelRio pushed out by his own board at NCLH?
Season 1 Episode 60
Viking is now offering Zeppelin rides on the river cruises. The Guru will pass on that.
What a surprise! Another cruise ship guest is suing the cruis…
2 months, 1 week ago
June 5, 2026 Canadians are still coming to Florida. Who wouldn't?
Season 1 Episode 58
Some dreamers are still hoping to build Freedom City. A 1-mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. Not a dream. A nightmare.
Some crazy Gre…
2 months, 2 weeks ago
June 4, 2026 Atta Boy! A Carnival guest rescues another passenger who fell off the pier in Costa Maya!
Season 1 Episode 59
NCL cancels three months of cruises on Norwegian Viva with no explanation!
Santorini officials have decided that 70% of cruise ship guests will not …
2 months, 2 weeks ago
June 3, 2026 The Norovirus outbreak on Lindblad might not have been Norovirus!
Season 1 Episode 56
Protesters shut down the roads around Costa Maya, preventing cruises from seeing ruins!
Hotel bosses meet in New York to tell each other it's not as…
2 months, 2 weeks ago
June 2, 2026. Disney Cruise cracks down on door magnets and wine lovers!
Season 1 Episode 55
Hilton will roll out a new brand rather than improve the quality of the brands they already have!
Carnival Corporation admits that over 6 million pe…
2 months, 2 weeks ago
JUne 1, 2026. Only the Brits would book a cruise without knowing the itierary!
Season 1 Episode 56
An Alcatraz ferry in San Francisco slams into the pier. No injuries reported; lawsuits to follow.
The owner of Morton's Steakhouse buys up half of Ve…
2 months, 2 weeks ago
May 29, 2026 Oceania says goodbye to Regatra in August. Australia says hello.
Season 1 Episode 53
High school graduations down south remind you that we live in the greatest country in the world!
Lunch at the Cheesecake Factory in Clayton, North Ca…
2 months, 3 weeks ago
May 28, 2026 DHS Boss doubles down on threats to pull CPB officers from sanctuary city airports>
Season 1 Episode 51
Storylines-the wannabe Residence cruise company says it has money now!
A Greek cement truck collides with a tour bus. Guests are late to the ship, an…
2 months, 3 weeks ago