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September 14, 2026 Two more morons are zip tied by fellow flyers on the way to Doha!
Season 1 Episode 1029
Princess joins Royal Caribbean and oversells the Island Princess!
Royal Caribbean canceled many of its cruisers' Casita reservations because it was …
3 weeks, 5 days ago
September 11. 2026 25 years. A day to remember!
Season 1 Episode 1028
What exactly is Explorations by Norwegian?
The Bomb Bozo who called in the Disney bomb scare is blaming Disney!
NCL and Carnival stocks dive because …
4 weeks, 1 day ago
September 10, 2026 A Miami Judge throws Frank Del Rio's lawsuit overboard!
Season 1 Episode 1027
A&K is offering a trip to the world's largest salt flat! This is not on the Guru's bucket list!
NCL shut down half the services on the Norwegian Sky…
1 month ago
Seotember 9, 2026. 13 airports are now allowing non-flyers past the gate. Why?
Season 1 Episode 1026
NCL is using influencers to promote its new-look private island. Maybe some of them could influence the stock price!
Azamara gift shops now have a re…
1 month ago
September 8, 2026. Two more gun incidents at airport. When will these morons ever learn?
Season 1 Episode 1026
NCL bosses believe their new waterpark will sell cruises. Not so fast.
30 rounds of 45 ammunition in your backpack will get you noticed at the airpor…
1 month ago
September 7, 2027. Duct tape became airborne handcuffs for one moron!
Season 1 Episode 1025
Canadian baggage handlers get arrested for sticking drugs in customers' suitcases! Sorry!
Norwegian's Pride of America has a complete toilet shutdown…
1 month ago
September 4, 2026 Regent Seven Seas will have and Around the World Massage on their new ship!
Season 1 Episode 1023
Visit Sacramento and enjoy dinner with 800 people on a bridge!
Another moron from Minnesota gets arrested in Maine when he loses his lobster over a f…
1 month ago
September 3, 2026 Travel Industry whiners meet with Trump at the White House!
Season 1 Episode 1023
USA Today says there will be plenty of discounting in the cruise industry. The Guru disagrees!
A Miami man at a luxury resort tells the bartender he…
1 month, 1 week ago
September 2, 2026 Full Moon? Another moron at the Miami airport jokingly tell tells officials he has a bomb!
Season 1 Episode 1022
JetBlue unveils its new domestic first class. Wise move?
Rich Carlton Yachts announces that sales are way up, but they are still losing a little mon…
1 month, 1 week ago
September 1, 2026 Announcing that you have a grenade in the airport we'll get you arrested!
Season 1 Episode 1022
The Captain of the Carnival Breeze bounces the ship off a pier in Cozumel. What's new?
John Heald tells Carnival guests not to sell their tuxedos ye…
1 month, 1 week ago