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Back to SearchApril 21, 2026 Air Canada cutting flights to the U.S. Will anyone notice?
Episode 21
The clueless president of Mexico calls the victims of the pyramid shootings "affected individuals"? Sorry, when you're shot and killed. You are a vi…
2 weeks ago
April 20, 2026 No terminal in Philly is a better deal for the guests!
Season 1 Episode 22
Norway continues to lead the world in saving the planet by Tuesday!
Norovirus shows up on Oceania Insignia, but almost all with the guests because t…
2 weeks, 1 day ago
April 19, 2026 Jason Libery earned 24 million last year. Slightly more than the Guru!
Season 1 Episode 28
MSC is raising gratuities for all guests who already get their own coffee!
A federal jury awards $300,000 to a nurse who got drunk and fell down the…
2 weeks, 2 days ago
April 18, 2026 Spirit should sue CNBC if their reporting is false!
Season 1 Episode 20
The Guru does not feel sorry for any cruise line whose ships were stuck in the UAE!
The new Atlas Ocean Voyages sailing yacht sounds amazing to the G…
2 weeks, 3 days ago
April16, 2026 Relax! NCL Dawn failing CDC inspection is that big of a deal!
Season 1 Episode 21
The guru wonders whether sponsoring a sailing team will sell one suite on Explorer journeys, and whether they even care!
Does anybody really think th…
2 weeks, 5 days ago
Apil 15, 2026 The Guru is back from Seatrade and full of stories!
Season 1 Episode 20
Today's podcast features the Guru talking all about his time at Sea Cruise Global.
It includes his report on the State of the Union address by Dud Ba…
2 weeks, 6 days ago
April 14, 2024 The Guru at Seatrade Cruise Global. Worth it? Find out here.
Season 1 Episode 19
The Schmilton Cabana Miami continues to disappoint!
At Seatrade, Immerse and Elevate are the words of the day!
Why aren't they talking about the Valu…
3 weeks ago
April 13, 2026 The Guru is in Miami for Seatrade Cruise Global. Why? Find out today!
Season 1 Episode 18
Cruise lines are bailing on Tracy Arm in Alaska due to unsafe landslide conditions. Relax, there are plenty of other arms.
Hotels have stopped whinin…
3 weeks, 1 day ago
April 12, 2026 Carnival bans fishing from your balcony! Hang your hook somewhere else!
Season 1 Episode 16
One patriot group wants to ban the sinking of the USS United States. A little late to the sinking!
MSC signs an agreement to build another revenue-p…
3 weeks, 2 days ago
April 11, 2026 Does anyine care about electric cruise ships?
Season 1 Episode 17
Global Port Holdings grabs another destination to rebuild. Acapulco.? Good luck.
Meyer Werft is pimping and all electric cruise ship. But it depends…
3 weeks, 3 days ago