Podcast Episodes

Lukey in Lagos

Today, Pete can’t stop raving about WD40, while Luke ponders how parenting life has crushed his spontaneity. Then, the lads debate nap time efficiency, the dread of “circling back in the new year,” a…

Published on 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Mug Wars

This week, Donny shares how his infamous “C*** mug” kept making surprise appearances during adoption meetings, leading to a frantic mug switcheroo every time it landed in the wrong hands. Of course, …

Published on 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Hello 2025!

Thanks to a LAPS in judgement regarding the use of protection spells, both Pete and Luke were cursed by the lurgy witch over Christmas, which means they couldn't record the final episode of 2024.

Neve…

Published on 11 months, 3 weeks ago

Goodbye 2024!

Today, the lads put the piss in precipice as they bid farewell to 2024!

Pete shares the tale of throwing his shoulder out while shadowboxing to impress the wife he has access to, while Luke issues an …

Published on 11 months, 3 weeks ago

Lads mags in particular

Happy Boxing Day! Hope you and yours are having a smashing festive week - certainly more than a listener who emailed in with a shudderingly cringe Christmas proposal story…

We then celebrate Christmas…

Published on 11 months, 4 weeks ago

The best year of your life

Luke’s been drooling all over himself on the train up to some important meetings - nice. Speaking of drooling (stay with us), Pete has some truly lovely news to share… 

We also get to the very bottom …

Published on 1 year ago

A sad epilogue to Luke’s festive tale

After inadvertently being poisoned by Pete, Luke finds the time to update us on his recent quest to deliver Christmas gifts to the bloke who owned his house. It has taken a depressingly predictable t…

Published on 1 year ago

Luke saves Christmas!

Today, the lads unwrap the baffling Christmas tradition of ‘Hide the Pickle’, courtesy of a listener email. But the real showstopper? Luke can barely contain his excitement as he recounts the heroic …

Published on 1 year ago

The Pemmican Diaries

Luke and Pete endlessly trudge through snow, hail and the bodies of deceased pets to bring you another slice of precisely nothing. It's the Luke and Pete show, baby!

We need your Christmas tales, lik…

Published on 1 year ago

The Nugget Power Hour

It’s an email special! We’re down to *only* thirty-three pages of unread emails, so let’s dive into the bulging postbag for a rummage around. We’re talking things that make us proud to be British (sp…

Published on 1 year ago