Podcast Episodes

3,200 Cans of Moretti

Remember when Pete went to Newquay and put his foot through the ceiling of an AirBnB? Well he's once again returned to the scene of the crime, only t…

9 months, 1 week ago

Smooching Noel Edmonds

It's a fine Thursday to discuss Pete's most inspirational piece of work yet - a lovely graphic of him kissing Noel Edmonds. Luke's not quite sure why…

9 months, 1 week ago

Volvo car chase

Rejoice, for Luke and Pete are back! And this time around they're talking Jeff Bezos' wedding - what's the small talk going to be like?

Meanwhile Pete…

9 months, 2 weeks ago

Why do you always let Luke talk over you?

In what is sure to become absolutely seismic news, Pete was accosted at a train station this week by a listener who quite simply hates Luke and his i…

9 months, 3 weeks ago

Urinating off a diving board

This is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving b…

9 months, 3 weeks ago

The Sacred Pub

Pete’s riding high after winning a 90s-themed pub quiz, but Luke isn’t celebrating – he’s staunchly anti-pub quiz, claiming it threatens the sanctity…

9 months, 4 weeks ago

Y-Front Nation

Scandal rocks the studio as Pete catches Luke doing the unthinkable: eating a snack on air. Things spiral further when Luke takes a swing at pronounc…

10 months ago

Halloumi Boys

Luke tells Pete about his most stressful Lime bike ride yet – unknowingly cycling home on one graffitied with “Pedo bike” on the side. Naturally, tod…

10 months ago

Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

Today, Luke and Pete dive into the chemical mystery of WD-40 – is it basically just liquid cocaine? Then they move on to debating the fastest way to …

10 months, 1 week ago

Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet

Turns out your favourite duo aren’t the only Luke and Pete in the wider podcasting ecosystem. So now we have extensive beef with a seemingly question…

10 months, 1 week ago