Podcast Episodes

Roof Witch

The lads wish you a haunted Halloween, with Luke laying down the law: sweets are only for those who can prove they’re on remand.

Meanwhile, Pete’s still trying to process how we’re nearly in November……

Published on 1 year, 1 month ago

The McRib comeback tour

Pete's gone on a pilgrimage to savour a McRib but is stopped in his tracks by a man who not only calls him an "old boy" but invites him to join his classic car club. Pete’s less than chuffed…meanwhil…

Published on 1 year, 1 month ago

Prostates and pensions

Pete recoils as Luke shares the news of a group of Yorkshire men who’ve met for a pint every week for 56 years – reigniting Pete’s infamous commitment issues. Meanwhile, Luke is left baffled by how a…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Let's round this up

This episode was supposed to be an email special but Pete got so animated about the idea of rounding up at the checkout when shopping that your missives had to take something of a backseat. 

When the …

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Frolicking in a bag of leaves

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time? 

Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the mornings …

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

3D printing: Owl or nothing

Pete has finally joined the ranks of 3D printing enthusiasts, but not without a bizarre encounter with a sketchy seller. While Luke assumes Pete’s got practical plans for car parts, Donny has his hea…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

FB Marketplace purist

Luke’s appalled to hear Donny uses Vinted and even more disgusted to hear he uses an InPost locker instead of getting the goods delivered to his house, like a real adult…

Elsewhere, Luke gives his rev…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

DIY Dialysis

Today, the lads declare themselves the Nigel Benn and Chris Eubank of podcasting as they dive into the world of WWE and chat about Netflix's new Vince McMahon documentary.

Later, a listener’s eBay fin…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Debase yourself for the dollar

Today’s most important question: would you flash your penis for £1?

Plus, Pete’s got a new hyperfixation.

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Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Dog suicide bridge

The lads relive their wild night at the London Palladium for Football Ramble LIVE - ever been so drunk you queued for your own toilet at home? That’s exactly how it ended for some!

Then Pete shares so…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago