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Back to SearchEpisode 67 - The Anteater Incident
Episode 125
In today's episode Douglas and French omni-critic Horace Perrault discuss the memorable moments of the 2024 Insect Games, including a centipede called Legless Carl Thresher, ironic snail deaths and t…
Published on 1 year, 4 months ago
Episode 66 - Mantis Volleyball
Episode 124
Mantis madness at Mortein Staduium where Morocco's Munira and Muntaz Mantis make moves for gold against Melbourne's own Mandy and Mary Mantis, in a memorable match involving microcephalic male Maltes…
Published on 1 year, 4 months ago
Episode 65 - Flea Pole Vault
Episode 123
Today's Insect Games episode brings you the thrilling final of the flea pole vault. Who will snap under the pressure? Listen and find out.
Published on 1 year, 4 months ago
Episode 64 - The Snail Marathon
Episode 122
BREAKING: Drama at snail marathon as surprise track invader shakes up the race. For more details, listen to this episode of Earwash!
Published on 1 year, 4 months ago
Episode 63 - Bees?
Episode 121
In an un-bee-lievable sixty-third episode, we meet the Australian male bee synchronised flying team. Despite being a largely visual experience, we're putting it out as audio. You shall have to imagin…
Published on 1 year, 5 months ago
Episode 62 - A Soup That Can Get People Pregnant
Episode 120
In a tight little capsule of an episode, Douglas discloses the strange oddments contained in one of his notebooks. That's it, that's the entire thing, and yet it is so much more than this blurb would…
Published on 1 year, 5 months ago
Episode 61 - The Anti-Woke Sandwich
Episode 119
This week, we hear from Douglas's American neighbour Jennifer. Why is she boycotting a major hardware chain? What is the most anti-woke meat? Does kosher salt really make things kosher? Some of these…
Published on 1 year, 5 months ago
Episode 60 -The Best Place to Have an Existential Crisis in Ballarat
Episode 118
Douglas has spent the last month in Ballarat, and it's starting to get to him. Fortunately he has omnicritic Horace Perrault to assist him in assessing exactly what is the biggest problem with where …
Published on 1 year, 6 months ago
Episode 59 - The Wisdom of the Stars
Episode 117
This week Douglas has consulted the stars to foretell your future. At least, he thinks they were the stars. He lives in a very light polluted area so what he may have been consulting may have been St…
Published on 1 year, 6 months ago
Episode 58 - Thimblerigger
Episode 116
This week we veer dangerously close to being educational, with Douglas disclosing and defining the weird and wonderful words recorded in his notebooks
Published on 1 year, 6 months ago