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Back to SearchEpisode 86 - I Don't Know What I'm Doing But I Do It Very Well
It's time once again for our semi-regular dip into the obscene stream of consciousness that is Douglas's notebook. Marvel at such concepts as a door-to-door door salesman, secret nostrils and cheese …
Published on 1 year ago
Episode 85 - The Bonfire of the Vanity Kits
Episode 144
In an incendiary eighty-fifth episode, omni-critic Horace Perrault joins us in our high-tech temporary recording studio/pillow fort in Shepparton to bring his unique brand of critique to a seemingly …
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 84 - You'll Need a Big Hat
Episode 143
In a (slightly late) International Men's Day episode, Douglas speaks to country music star Bruce Plank about how to be a good bloke. How do reforesting Tasmania, koala cuddles and exploding eagles re…
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 83 - Make Foots Cray Great Again
Episode 142
In a month already full of unexpected election results, this week's Earwash brings you another - the outcome of the Footscray (or should that be Foots Cray?) school board election. I'm going to go ou…
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 82 - Two Ounces of Human Juice
Episode 140
As the news this week is likely to have caused considerable stress and tension, this week Earwash presents a soothing audio balm of Douglas's notebook nonsense. Pour yourself a glass of human juice, …
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 81 - Trumpy Pumpy
Episode 141
Just when you thought the American elections couldn't throw up any more weirdness, out comes this week's episode of Earwash, contains an excerpt from eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular's new novel, Trump…
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 80 - The Profound Regret of the Ukelele Player
Episode 139
What to say about this episode? "Enjoy" seems too much, "I'm sorry" not enough. So, something between the two is what i want to say about this episode, which contains the distilled essence of my note…
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Bonus Episode F - Turning the Page
Episode 138
By way of apology for the recent disruptions to the release schedule, Earwash presents a soothing ear balm of turning pages, the clink of glasses and the sound of a ukelele impeding progress. Earwash…
Published on 1 year, 1 month ago
Episode 79 - The Dog With No Name
Episode 137
This week, country singer Bruce Plank drops by to tell us about his travels and collect the dog with no name. Some listeners have reported hearing a strange whistling noise every time the phrase "the…
Published on 1 year, 2 months ago
Episode 78 - A Weird Gnome Menagerie
Episode 136
I'd like to say Douglas has a good excuse for the late release of this episode, but he does not - He did however have a delightful weekend. But I digress. This week we dip into the contents of Dougla…
Published on 1 year, 2 months ago