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Sports Illustrated Fashion Show

Season 3

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Get ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the…

11 months ago

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Memorial Day

Season 3

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This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equa…

11 months, 1 week ago

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Diddy Really Done Did It

Season 3

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We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t yo…

11 months, 3 weeks ago

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Pope for Aaron Parnas

Season 3

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Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these …

11 months, 3 weeks ago

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Met Gala

Season 3

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This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, …

1 year ago

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Sh!t Talking & Sandwiches

Season 3

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The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!

Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, con…

1 year ago

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New Pope. Who dis?

Season 3

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This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.

Find out details from Mandy’s festival…

1 year ago

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Coachella - Week 1

Season 3 Episode 15

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Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coac…

1 year ago

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Bachlorette, Protest, and White Lotus

Season 3 Episode 14

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**This episode contains SPOILERS for the season 3 finale of White Lotus**

This week Brooke and Mandy talk about the nationwide protest…

1 year, 1 month ago

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Eat Your Cannolis

Season 3 Episode 13

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This episode is popping with pop culture. Brooke and Mandy have a mature discussion about appendages and Italian desserts. The ladies…

1 year, 1 month ago

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