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There's Only Two Folds I Care About
Season 4 Episode 13
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Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden…
9 hours ago
Pantyhose and Ham
Season 4 Episode 12
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Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new…
1 week, 1 day ago
“Episode One, Season One”
Season 4 Episode 11
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It’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama mo…
4 weeks, 1 day ago
Misophonia and Other Complaints
Season 4 Episode 10
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Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara.
This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It ne…
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Hashtag Hoe Weekend
Season 4 Episode 9
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Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-cur…
2 months ago
It's Not Quite A Cleveland Steamer
Season 4 Episode 8
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Welcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MI…
2 months ago
Winners Want to Shoot Themselves in the Weiners
Season 4 Episode 7
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It may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception.
Listen …
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Relational Nutrients
Season 4 Episode 6
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Bust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how …
2 months, 3 weeks ago
Cold As Balls
Season 4 Episode 4
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Brrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere!
In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are pu…
3 months ago
The Spice Girls
Season 4 Episode 3
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Remember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and …
3 months, 1 week ago