Podcast Episodes

Patreon Teaser: The Truth Behind the Kristen / Stassi / Katie Fallout

We try to crack the code on why Katie and Stassi hate Kristen so much this season.

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4 months, 2 weeks ago

Charley's Secret (Southern Charm S11 E12 and RHOBH S15 E10)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Charley's Secret" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley pulling a full-…

4 months, 3 weeks ago

On Apology Beach (Summer House S10 E3, VPR S12 E11, and RHOP S10 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "On Apology Beach" - we discuss Bethenny Frankel meeting up with Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan in Florida, Miche…

4 months, 3 weeks ago

Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Meets the Most Handsome Man on Earth

Sean McBearney makes a good impression on Lisa Vanderpump when she goes to "check in" on her new hotel room in Caesar's Palace. And Riley shares his …

4 months, 4 weeks ago

The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm (Southern Charm S11 E11 and RHOBH S15 E9)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley b…

5 months ago

Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate (Summer House S10 E2 and VPR S12 E10)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate" - we discuss the party of the year, The Reality Hot Seat Sailgate Party, …

5 months ago

Patreon Teaser: The Worst Vanderpump Rules Episode Yet

The trio of Max, Dayna, and Brett continue their reign of terror on Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules.

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5 months ago

In the Shadow of Salley (Southern Charm S11 E10 and RHOBH S15 E8)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "In the Shadow of Salley" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the Summer House: In Th…

5 months, 1 week ago

Mr. and Mrs. Send It (Summer House S10 E1 and VPR S12 E9)

On today's cathartic episode of Turtle Time - "Mr. and Mrs. Send It" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like the Paige DeSorbo…

5 months, 1 week ago

Patreon Teaser: Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - Twilight

Amy and Riley discuss the 2008 film, Twilight, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series.

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5 months, 1 week ago