Podcast Episodes

Kyle is Cooked (Summer House S10 E8 Recap)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs le…

3 months, 2 weeks ago

The Magician from Nashville (Southern Charm S11 Reunion Pt. 1 and RHOBH S15 E14)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, …

3 months, 3 weeks ago

Spin Thy Bottle (Summer House S10 E7 Recap)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Spin Thy Bottle" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Austen Kroll's new…

3 months, 3 weeks ago

Patreon Teaser: Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz Scrub the Toilets at SUR

Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz scrub the SUR toilets and engage in "toilet humor". Also, Jax Taylor has to take a spoonful of bitter medicine when San…

3 months, 4 weeks ago

Craig's Lost Soul (Southern Charm S11 Finale and RHOBH S15 E13)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the pres…

4 months ago

Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben (Summer House S10 E6, VPR S12 Reunion, and RHOP S10 Reunion Recaps)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - …

4 months ago

Patreon Teaser: Jax Taylor Suffers From Mercury’s Gatorade

Jax Taylor roars life back into Vanderpump Rules season 8 by having a complete meltdown about having to go to a Malibu beach to pick up trash.

If yo…

4 months ago

Turtle Time Trip: The Real Housewives of Down Under (Below Deck Down Under S4 E1-3 Recap)

We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recappi…

4 months, 1 week ago

The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart (Summer House S10 E5 Recap)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episod…

4 months, 1 week ago

Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig (Southern Charm S11 E13 and RHOBH S15 E11)

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Lisa Rinna doing stuf…

4 months, 2 weeks ago