Podcast Episodes

Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

Episode 582

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is bringin' the Family Values! Whamageddon is expla…

Published on 2 years ago

Ep. 515: WWE But With Kissing

Episode 581

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tree hits #1 FOR THE FIRST TIME, The Daily Wire spe…

Published on 2 years ago

Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

Episode 580

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shman…

Published on 2 years ago

Saving Christmas WATCHALONG

Episode 579

Enter your post-turkey coma with the help of Kirk Cameron's cinematic masterpiece, Saving Christmas!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to check out Jackie giving Holden some Christ…

Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Ep. 513: Rubik's Cube Talk > Tay Tay

Episode 578

This week Tay updates lyrics for Travis Kelce, CUBE TALK, Jackie and MJ plan to Save Christmas for Thanksgiving, but not before Jackie stakes her claim as the Mariah Carey of the aforementioned Turke…

Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Ep. 512: It's The goop Guide Episode!

Episode 577

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the God…

Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Ep. 511: Spooky Lasagna

Episode 576

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on Knife Dancin'! Jackie blasted through Britney Spea…

Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Ep. 510: The Witching Hour

Episode 575

This week Holden is STILL CUBIN', Jackie's dodgin' knives and takin' a dive into The Woman in Me, and MJ IS NOT LATE-30's HOLDEN!, plus the SAG AFTRA Strike Halloween rules (that Jackie may or MAY NO…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago

Ep. 509: What Does GUNT mean?

Episode 574

This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational divides Holden noticed among the BrocHeads at The Era…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago

Ep. 508: The Gimp Masks and The Jheri Curl Wigs

Episode 573

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theory that mothers trigger human evolution by increas…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago