Podcast Episodes

Ep. 524: He Did This for SPAWN!?

Episode 592

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song on…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Ep. 523: I Love Thy Neighbor, Skeet Skeet

Episode 591

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Ep. 522: Please Put Me in the Goo

Episode 590

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their ow…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Ep. 521: Can I Show You My Gape?

Episode 589

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and reveng…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Ep. 520: Pauly Shore's Maestro

Episode 588

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wa…

Published on 1 year, 11 months ago

Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

Episode 587

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red m…

Published on 1 year, 11 months ago

Ep. 518: The 'Thank You Bitches' Award

Episode 586

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under …

Published on 1 year, 11 months ago

Talkin' New Years

Episode 585

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday memories!

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Published on 1 year, 11 months ago

Best. Christmas. Ever! WATCHALONG

Episode 584

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!  

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Published on 1 year, 11 months ago

Ep. 517: I'm Dead In Porn Years

Episode 583

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Sh…

Published on 2 years ago