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Episode 71: Pumpkin Creamed
Chris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "dige…
3 years, 8 months ago
Episode 70: Neon Fire Trucks Squirting Hair Gel
The Cold Brew ecosystem! The storks eat the flies, the whales eat the storks! Chris says Desmond Child co-wrote Stairway to Heaven when he was 11. Gr…
3 years, 9 months ago
Episode 69: The Sexxx Episode
"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RESTAURANTS!" Stoned camels get self-conscious about their humps. Greg is stunned that Chris read a book. ALSO: Getting drunk…
3 years, 9 months ago
Episode 68: King Kong at the Beach
Greg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold brew …
3 years, 9 months ago
Episode 67: You Wanna Piece of Me Saltwater Taffy??
Cold brew makes Chris discuss potable water and public transportation. Greg has an idea for a great movie called "Toilet Inspectors" - it's a lot lik…
3 years, 9 months ago
Episode 66: Cold Brew Joan Didion
"This is when the Rasputins come out of the woodwork." -Chris ALSO: John Gotti tore up his toilet paper roll like a cat when he found out about Sammy…
3 years, 10 months ago
Episode 65: Baby Knows I Like to Be Excited
Cold brew causes Greg to say "bobcats will rip you ass up." Chris and Greg dive deeper into the lyrics of Robin Gibb's Italian hit "Boys Do Fall in L…
3 years, 10 months ago
Episode 64: Tipping Grandma on the App
Chris and Greg talk about retaining walls, low-wage Grandmas delivering sandwiches, Jeff Bezos complimenting William Shatner's physique, and over-gre…
3 years, 10 months ago
Episode 63: Fill the Fool's Cup!
Cold brew hits the Croftons hard on this episode. Beware of sculptors! Film producers are Kansans trying to avenge their childhoods. Greg says he is …
3 years, 10 months ago
Episode 62: Irish Snow
"Any self-respecting rock n roller had a primer gray nova." Chris and Greg talk about 1980s Connecticut, Tom LePage's mixed tape, and how the mytholo…
3 years, 10 months ago