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Episode 73: Steven Tyler's Toes
Cold brew around the world! Steven Tyler scats in his sleep, so his wife sleeps on the roof. Long hair is a mind control device. Elon Musk still suck…
3 years, 5 months ago
Episode 72: Thirty Woodchucks
70% of animals are gone. Not 17. 70. SEVEN ZERO. Recurring feature Cold Brew Ecosystem™ returns. We talk about streetcars again!!! ALSO: Dodge Ram dr…
3 years, 5 months ago
Episode 71: Pumpkin Creamed
Chris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "dige…
3 years, 6 months ago
Episode 70: Neon Fire Trucks Squirting Hair Gel
The Cold Brew ecosystem! The storks eat the flies, the whales eat the storks! Chris says Desmond Child co-wrote Stairway to Heaven when he was 11. Gr…
3 years, 6 months ago
Episode 69: The Sexxx Episode
"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RESTAURANTS!" Stoned camels get self-conscious about their humps. Greg is stunned that Chris read a book. ALSO: Getting drunk…
3 years, 6 months ago
Episode 68: King Kong at the Beach
Greg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold brew …
3 years, 6 months ago
Episode 67: You Wanna Piece of Me Saltwater Taffy??
Cold brew makes Chris discuss potable water and public transportation. Greg has an idea for a great movie called "Toilet Inspectors" - it's a lot lik…
3 years, 6 months ago
Episode 66: Cold Brew Joan Didion
"This is when the Rasputins come out of the woodwork." -Chris ALSO: John Gotti tore up his toilet paper roll like a cat when he found out about Sammy…
3 years, 7 months ago
Episode 65: Baby Knows I Like to Be Excited
Cold brew causes Greg to say "bobcats will rip you ass up." Chris and Greg dive deeper into the lyrics of Robin Gibb's Italian hit "Boys Do Fall in L…
3 years, 7 months ago
Episode 64: Tipping Grandma on the App
Chris and Greg talk about retaining walls, low-wage Grandmas delivering sandwiches, Jeff Bezos complimenting William Shatner's physique, and over-gre…
3 years, 7 months ago