Podcast Episodes

Don’t Worry, Be Happy — Unless You’re Maduro!

Season 2025 Episode 101211

-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell …

4 months ago

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The Seditious Six & the Case of the Armless Terrorists

Season 2025 Episode 201210

-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five.

-Guest Doug Burns …

4 months, 1 week ago

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Toxic Femininity & Soy-Boy Masculinity

Season 2025 Episode 101210

-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculin…

4 months, 1 week ago

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Backdoor Santa, Front-Page Outrage

Season 2025 Episode 301209

-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host.

-The show…

4 months, 1 week ago

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Elon, Ilhan & the Indestructible Drug Subs

Season 2025 Episode 201209

-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud n…

4 months, 1 week ago

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Tampon Tim, Ghost Meals & the Case of the Traveling Suitcases

Season 2025 Episode 101209

-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never e…

4 months, 1 week ago

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Trump Hosts the Kennedy Center Honors

Season 2025 Episode 301208

-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife.

-Rosie O…

4 months, 1 week ago

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The Deep State, the Discount Aisle, and Other Holiday Horrors

Season 2025 Episode 201208

-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy asse…

4 months, 1 week ago

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The Wallet, the Wharf, and the War on Drug Boats

Season 2025 Episode 101208

-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump.

-A deep dive into alle…

4 months, 1 week ago

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Silent Nights, Loud Opinions: Welcome to Carson World

Season 2025 Episode 301205

-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn.

-Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the…

4 months, 1 week ago

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