Podcast Episodes
Back to SearchDemocrats in a Death Spiral and Exploding Drug Boats
-Rob Carson compares Senator Cory Booker to an IKEA Allen wrench—“a worthless tool you can’t throw away.”
-Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares jo…
4 months ago
Meet the Puppet Masters: How the AutoPen Ran America
-Rob Carson declares the “Biden AutoPen Presidency” a scandal so absurd it makes Watergate look like a typo — complete with aides pleading the Fifth …
4 months ago
When Obama Met the Puppet: The Secret Basement Presidency Revealed!
-Rob declares that Barack Obama was the real “puppet master,” running the country from his D.C. basement like a Marxist ventriloquist act.
-Clips fro…
4 months ago
Wonder Bread, Radical Mayors, & The Return of Crazy Karen!
-Gavin Newsom apparently “tries to be black,” complete with Wonder Bread flashbacks and Rob’s stand-up-level commentary on Democrats’ identity theatr…
4 months ago
Auto-Pen-gate: Biden’s Signature Scandal Sends Democrats into a Death Spiral
Season 2025 Episode 2028
-Rob celebrates the House Oversight Committee’s ruling that Biden’s auto-pen-signed executive orders might be illegitimate, declaring, “Christmas cam…
4 months ago
Rob Carson vs. The Climate Doom Squad
-Rob kicks off the show from haunted Old Town Alexandria, where even the ghosts roll their eyes at Bill Gates’ climate “doomerism.”
-The “White House…
4 months ago
Censorship Is Dead, Comedy Is Back, and Rob’s Still Not Watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show
-Free speech makes a comeback — Greg Gutfeld celebrates, Rob cheers, and someone somewhere probably gets offended.
-Dick Morris drops truth bombs on …
4 months ago
The Mayor Who Hugged a Terrorist (and Other New York Nightmares)
-Rob torches Zohran Mamdani, calling him “a spoiled little child” and “a danger,” after his rally with radical undertones—and skewers AOC and Kathy H…
4 months ago
From Cheesecake to World Peace: Rob Solves America One Rant at a Time
-Rob Carson kicks off the week by confessing his new passion—pumpkin cheesecake with salted caramel, because fall needs to know who’s boss.
-Rob mock…
4 months ago
The End of the Karens? Rob Carson and Guests Torch Woke Politics Coast to Coast!
-Rob Carson opens the hour mocking Virginia gubernatorial candidate Abigail Spanberger, playing and ridiculing a long, meandering interview clip with…
4 months ago