Podcast Episodes

Pipe Bombs & Political Popcorn

-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late.

-Somali c…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Brigitte Gabriel vs. The World

-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

From Mogadishu to Minneapolis: The ICE-Man Cometh

-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a hostage-…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Common Sense vs. Nonsense: Nashville Edition

-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasional…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Defund the Brain: Rob Carson vs. The Crazy Cat Lady Candidate

-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Ka…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Double Tap Diplomacy: How America ‘Kicks Ass and Takes Names

-Rob skewers Democrats for caring more about optics than “drug-smuggling terrorists,” compares fentanyl boats to Zyklon B trains, and wonders whateve…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Don’t Be a Jerk, It’s Sedition Season

-Rob opens the hour breathing fire over Biden’s “Trojan horse invasion,” blaming Democrats for unleashing chaos, fentanyl, and unvetted Afghan import…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

The Great Minnesota Shakedown and the R-Word Heard ‘Round the World

-Minnesota gets roasted for turning into “the meth-lab trailer park of the world,” as Rob unpacks the state’s Somali-based fraud scandals and Governo…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

AutoPens, Afghan Scandals & Holiday Hangovers

-Rob kicks off the week stewing over the “auto pen apocalypse,” but brightens up reminiscing about his legendary turkey noodle soup.

-Retired Brigadi…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

Mary Walter’s Turkey Hangover Show

*Mary Walter in for Rob Carson today...

-Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer drops in on the Newsmax Hotline to dissect a possible terrorist attack, CIA misfires, …

3 months ago