Podcast Episodes

Backdoor Santa, Front-Page Outrage

-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host.

-The show…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Elon, Ilhan & the Indestructible Drug Subs

-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud n…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Tampon Tim, Ghost Meals & the Case of the Traveling Suitcases

-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never e…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Trump Hosts the Kennedy Center Honors

-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife.

-Rosie O…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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The Deep State, the Discount Aisle, and Other Holiday Horrors

Season 2025 Episode 201208

-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy asse…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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The Wallet, the Wharf, and the War on Drug Boats

-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump.

-A deep dive into alle…

2 months, 2 weeks ago

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Silent Nights, Loud Opinions: Welcome to Carson World

-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn.

-Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Mary Walter, MAGA Missiles, & Merry Mayhem

Season 2025 Episode 201205

-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethr…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Have a Holly, Somali Christmas: Fraud, Fun, and Friday Fireworks

-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-li…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

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Rob & Kaitlin Bennett Take on the Snowflake Generation

-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, an…

2 months, 3 weeks ago

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