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A Pair of Slippers and a Dildo
Originally Aired January 7, 2026: Drowning the Wookiee. National Pass Gas Day. Everything you wanna know about the greatest pain you've ever felt.
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2 months, 3 weeks ago
Park That Bark
Originally Aired January 6, 2026: Six string discount. It's raining turds. Everything you wanna know about unexpected high-paying jobs.
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2 months, 3 weeks ago
Plasma-Coladas
Originally Aired January 5, 2026: Restroom reckoning. Hells bells. Everything you wanna know about the most handsome men to ever exist.
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2 months, 3 weeks ago
("Best Of"): Don't... CARE!
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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2 months, 4 weeks ago
("Best Of"): Dog Turds & Distracted Driving
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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3 months ago
("Best Of"): Best Time to Have a Beer
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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3 months ago
We Didn't Start the Fire
Originally Aired December 30, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about bin…
3 months ago
Boogie in Your Butt
Originally Aired December 29, 2025: That might get stuck up there. While you're down there, why don't you ____ me. Everything you wanna know about th…
3 months ago
("Best Of"): Oops! All Stupid News
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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3 months ago
("Best Of"): Earwax & Herniated Belly Buttons
The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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3 months, 1 week ago