Podcast Episodes

H.A.M.S. 4077th

Originally Aired February 4, 2026: Gassy grandmas. Footloose. Everything you wanna know about key string artillery shells.  

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Butt-weisers

Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin.  

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Buy N Bulk Ho

Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know a…

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Full-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures. 

2 months ago

Don't Mess with Mom

Originally Aired January 29, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you. Everyth…

2 months ago

Pasta La Vista

Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing.  

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2 months ago

("Best Of"): Hatfishing

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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They Just Tased Ryan

Originally Aired January 26, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Ketchup goes on everything. Everything you wanna k…

2 months ago

Worst Queso-nario

Originally Aired January 23, 2026: Penis cage. Just roll a ball out. Everything you wanna know about shadow people.   

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Big Kahuna

Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit.  

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2 months, 1 week ago