Podcast Episodes

("Best Of"): What Are You On?

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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1 month, 3 weeks ago

Timber Tug

Originally Aired April 28, 2026: Getaway lawnmower. Check your shorts... There's a new STD in town. Everything you wanna know about the Sperm Racing …

1 month, 3 weeks ago

Chainsaw-Ass Raw

Originally Aired April 27, 2026: The Miz and Rocsi Diaz joined the show. There's a baby on the loose! Everything you wanna know about slapping a sand…

1 month, 4 weeks ago

LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD! LICE HEAD!

Originally Aired April 24, 2026: Wheel of Misfortune. It's cheaper to keep her. Everything you wanna know about underestimating greatness.

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2 months ago

Little Kabob Shop of Horrors

Originally Aired April 23, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea. Happy Draft Day! Everything you wanna know about sky peckers.

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2 months ago

Go Phub Yourself!

Originally Aired April 22, 2026: Yabba dabba doobie! Mess with the bull, get the horn (up your butt). Everything you wanna know about getting corn-do…

2 months ago

Boardgame Bully

Originally Aired April 21, 2026: Doctor P in studio. I once passed out while making a doodoo pie. Everything you wanna know about competitive rock, p…

2 months ago

Eye Mites

Originally Aired April 20, 2026: Friends don't let friends hoard. Selling your soul. Everything you wanna know about pooping in your car.

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2 months ago

Beat-Mobile

Originally Aired April 17, 2026: Who stole my penis? Are you kitten me?! Everything you wanna know about who you've lost that loving feeling.... and …

2 months, 1 week ago

Irrational Rage

Originally Aired April 16, 2026: Playoff bound MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Attorney friend Ryan Pacyga with an announcement. Everything you wanna know ab…

2 months, 1 week ago