Podcast Episodes

Smooching Noel Edmonds

It's a fine Thursday to discuss Pete's most inspirational piece of work yet - a lovely graphic of him kissing Noel Edmonds. Luke's not quite sure why he's done it, and being honest, nor is Pete. Stil…

Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Volvo car chase

Rejoice, for Luke and Pete are back! And this time around they're talking Jeff Bezos' wedding - what's the small talk going to be like?

Meanwhile Pete is contemplating living off-grid as long as he ca…

Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Why do you always let Luke talk over you?

In what is sure to become absolutely seismic news, Pete was accosted at a train station this week by a listener who quite simply hates Luke and his interrupting ways. An event that was sure to test P…

Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago

Urinating off a diving board

This is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving boards? Hope not, hope not. Elsewhere on your LAPS …

Published on 6 months ago

The Sacred Pub

Pete’s riding high after winning a 90s-themed pub quiz, but Luke isn’t celebrating – he’s staunchly anti-pub quiz, claiming it threatens the sanctity of the sacred bar area. In protest, he offers up …

Published on 6 months ago

Y-Front Nation

Scandal rocks the studio as Pete catches Luke doing the unthinkable: eating a snack on air. Things spiral further when Luke takes a swing at pronouncing pain au raisin, leading to a passionate post-B…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

Halloumi Boys

Luke tells Pete about his most stressful Lime bike ride yet – unknowingly cycling home on one graffitied with “Pedo bike” on the side. Naturally, today’s big questions are: should we all be allowed t…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

Today, Luke and Pete dive into the chemical mystery of WD-40 – is it basically just liquid cocaine? Then they move on to debating the fastest way to destroy your phone if the police stop you with som…

Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet

Turns out your favourite duo aren’t the only Luke and Pete in the wider podcasting ecosystem. So now we have extensive beef with a seemingly questionable Pete and Luke we’ve just stumbled across.

That…

Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Wait, when is the Witching Hour?

Pete and a laryngitis-ridden Luke settle in for a thoroughly analytical breakdown of the current state of the UK box office. Plus, we have to ask the difficult question: is Keanu Reaves actually terr…

Published on 6 months, 3 weeks ago