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Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?
Today's show opens with the bombshell revelation that Peter has enjoyed breakfast with the Oliver twins, creators of the Dizzy franchise! But what did they eat? Eggs, presumably. The lads also find t…
Published on 3 months, 2 weeks ago
The World's Oldest Flamingo
It's been a crazy few days in the world of Luke and Pete. Peter's had a recent break ruined by the wanton destruction of an animal, Luke's had his week ruined by an exploded snowglobe, and there's so…
Published on 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Coleslaw Mix for the Soul
What does male self care mean to you? Remember, there are no right or wrong answers to this question; to Luke it means going to a football match alone. To Peter it's a dog walk and a wank. Do whateve…
Published on 3 months, 3 weeks ago
Uncle Labubu
Pete tries to do a nice thing for his niece and ends up tearing around central London on a doomed quest to find a Labubu. The labubu he eventually landed turned out to be fake and probably filled wit…
Published on 3 months, 3 weeks ago
The Incognito Butcher
After copping a tremendous amount of deserved flak from general practitioners everywhere for his ill-advised comments, Luke is considering shaving off his moustache and keeping a low profile by becom…
Published on 3 months, 3 weeks ago
Pepe le Prawn's Little Door
Luke's been on a Disney cruise! He tells Pete all about it - the characters appearing out of nowhere and terrifying his son, the amazing places he visited, the idle fantasies about jumping into the b…
Published on 4 months ago
Wound Check
Greetings, all! Where to start this week? Well, Pete celebrated Stak moving offices to central London by heading straight to Harley Street and having a fatty lump cut out of his back. It had to be do…
Published on 4 months ago
I Trust the Streets
Today's episode starts with an impassioned debate about whether you can drive both ways over the Queen Elizabeth Bridge in east London. If that doesn't get you excited to tune in, then frankly you're…
Published on 4 months, 1 week ago
Little Dirty Pennies
Pete's been thinking about opening his own nursery, but stumbles badly over what he'd call it. But never mind all that, because as ever on The Luke and Pete Show there are gherkins to eat, sandwich s…
Published on 4 months, 1 week ago
A Little Sweet Treat
The lads have moved into a new office and are starting to roll out their best small talk efforts with their new colleagues. But something more pressing is on the agenda today, because Pete fears he m…
Published on 4 months, 2 weeks ago