Podcast Episodes

Cat Race

Is there anyone that doesn’t find classic ventriloquism terrifying? That is the question we are faced with on today’s show. 

Elsewhere, we hear about Luke’s cat's particular drinking habits, a listene…

Published on 3 years, 2 months ago

Splitting the bulbospongiosus muscle

Warning! This episode contains more penis chat. We are sorry but ALOT of you did ask for it. 

If that’s too much then don’t worry, we bring the tone back by once again discussing the long egg. We also…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

Neil down in respect

Previously on The Luke and Pete Show... Pete revealed he was planning a great road trip from New York to Philadelphia. How did he get on? Listen to today's episode to find out.

We also go on a missio…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

It’s always Petey in Philadelphia

The lads are still stateside and Luke is helping Pete plan a road trip…. Oh dear, good luck to all American drivers.

In the second half, we then bring you an extremely exciting LIVE battery brand sear…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of

We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles.

El…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

Climbing out of your toilet in a diving helmet

This time around on The Luke and Pete Show, Donny considers attacking one of his neighbours in a frightening, yet also confusing, way and both men consider a spin off series involving hunting down so…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

The Desalination of Edwina Currie

Desalination - why don't we do more of it? Maybe we do, and Luke and Pete are just unaware of it. Maybe let us know, if you're a water expert. On today's episode the chaps take the time to talk about…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat

Hi everyone, and welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Pete has turned up wearing a leather waistcoat with nothing underneath, is still rocking his moustache and is now also in tr…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

The humble blacksmith

We’ve sent Pete into the world of Game of Thrones and it turns out his origin story is pretty epic. We present to you: Donny, the finest blacksmith in Westeros.

Pete’s staying humble though, as his ne…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago

Have you seen my moles?

It’s bank holiday erm... Thursday??? And Pete is having a naughty ol’ time breaking all office (and societal) rules he can. How else should you spend your day off?

Elsewhere, the lads tell us all abou…

Published on 3 years, 3 months ago