Podcast Episodes

The ghost of rodents past

In the least surprising news ever, Pete is feeling unwell on today’s show. Whether it’s because he and Luke went out last night or because he had rotten rice and cream for dinner when he got home, we…

Published on 3 years ago

Bonus episode: The Interruption

What a treat! Luke is here, on a Wednesday, with a special bonus episode. Today, we’ve put Pete stories of DIY mishaps and erections while playing video games aside, as Luke is instead joined by Tomm…

Published on 3 years ago

Never make your own stair gate

Let’s admit it, other people’s kids are incredibly annoying. It's a controversial opinion that we eagerly support on today’s edition of the Luke and Pete Show.

We also question anyone who claims that …

Published on 3 years ago

No Sleep 'til Hammersmith

Luke’s flown in overnight from the States to record some Luke and Pete Show. It might sound showbiz, but the flight was unfortunately ruined by an unpleasant surprise…

In better news, Luke’s brought P…

Published on 3 years ago

How to become a cowboy

What comes first, the problem or the Donaldson? Pete has been complaining that his house constantly needs work at the moment. Do we believe that it isn’t his fault? He also just smashed his phone, bu…

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago

Thankful for dogs

Happy Thanksgiving! To celebrate the occasion Pete offers up a rare moment of poignancy as we give thanks to our pets at the start of today's show.

Don't worry normal service is resumed when Luke tell…

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago

Just put some tabasco on it

Pete bravely offers some cooking advice on today’s episode. Listen to him at your peril…

He's also been displaying some “interesting” behaviour during the promotional video for a local wine bar, Luke …

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago

I miss my mum

Pete places us right in the middle of the True Geordie vs Andrew Tate beef on today’s episode. Would you expect anything else?

We also discuss the bizarre phenomenon that is Matt Hancock in the jungle…

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago

Democracy vs Banter

What is more important? The future of liberal democracy or the banter? That is the question you have to ask yourself when you see Young Boozer on the ballot sheet. 

Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s biz…

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago

People still don’t like you, Elon

What do you do if you’re desperate for people to like you? Well, if you’re Elon Musk, you buy Twitter.

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss what we think the world will look like without Twitter and…

Published on 3 years, 1 month ago