Podcast Episodes

Professor stinky mouth

Beware if you’re squeamish! Pete starts today’s episode by telling us about his best pimple popping moment. Grim! However, we do at least learn why he used to wear foundation as a teen…

Elsewhere, Luk…

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

Got any grapes?

Do you think Pete would be a good spy? Today, Luke amazingly explains why he backs Donny for a career in espionage.

Elsewhere, Pete shares his fears that he is addicted to grapes - which admittedly is…

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

Bamboo boy

Have you been wondering how Bryan Johnson's attempt to live forever is going? Well, today Luke and Pete give you an update which unfortunately means more chat about his erections...

On a completely un…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Slippery nipples

In the most Pete Donaldson story ever, today he tells Luke about the time he deliberately drank undiluted cordial. Listen to find out the amazing reason why.

After that, Luke and Pete discuss their fa…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

A pocket full of shells

Are pistachios an acceptable breakfast item? Pete Donaldson clearly thought so when he scoffed down a packet in the studio this morning.

On a related note, Pete tells Luke about the 24-hour candy flos…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Antiques Donaldson

Luke and Pete’s film and TV review club is back! On today’s edition, Pete once again struggles to remember the name of a film he saw at the weekend and tries to work out if he could beat Idris Elba i…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler

Should Luke and Pete start a travelling magic act? They contemplate the idea on today’s show after Luke admits a magician recently impressed him with a magic trick.

Luke insists he can bring juggling …

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Vasectomies “R” Us

A song that takes over 500 years to finish, a giant fibreglass squid, can you think of anything better for rich people to spend their money on?

Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete about a recent meeting he had…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Angel boys

Pete's found a new Instagram page that he's obsessed with – and Luke wants Pete to take inspiration from it. That may or may not involve buying some million-pound handbags...

On an unrelated note, the…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago

Vasectomy flowers

Elon Musk is putting microchips in people’s brains and the anti-vaxxers are okay with it… I wonder why?

Today, Luke and Pete discuss that, hear why fish pedicures have been cancelled and get told that…

Published on 1 year, 10 months ago