Podcast Episodes

Tectonic Vasectomy

Pete’s back from Wrestlemania and brings tales of thermal tights, CVS and fried oysters for breakfast. But Luke asks the most important question of all - did Pete miss him?!

Elsewhere, they discuss ea…

Published on 1 year, 8 months ago

Insanity or incontinence

Luke revisits more call centre nostalgia and raves about the magic of Teenage Mutant Turtles. Plus Pete finds out that Lukey’s a big ol’ nerd who’s eagerly been awaiting the final books of the Game o…

Published on 1 year, 8 months ago

Just a bit of knockabout fun

Luke comes in hot with tortoiseshell cat facts and impressive goblin knowledge, claiming the title of Dungeon Master. Elsewhere, Pete stumbles across the least vegetarian thing you could possibly do.…

Published on 1 year, 8 months ago

You’re not my dad!

Could you tell the difference between New York or South London? Is Donald Trump on a dog hating campaign? And would you mess with an Eastern European tough guy? The lads come armed with the hard ques…

Published on 1 year, 8 months ago

Peter, you dirty boy...

Warning: don't mess with hobgoblins, they'll get you fired - as Donny can attest. Elsewhere, Luke discovers in the war against air-cons, babies will lose and Pete explains why Luke is the embodiment …

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

When life gives you banana skins, make cocaine!

This week, the lads are on the ultimate myth-busting mission, as they try to work out if you can make cocaine out of banana skins and turn non-alcoholic drinks alcoholic. Elsewhere, Luke sends us to …

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

Romance on the dance floor

Pete relives his golden days at Oxygen nightclub and gives us the down low on all of his best dance moves. However, Luke investigates the real question: how effective was this in finding romance on t…

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

An Old Fashioned Letter and a Chocolate Bar

On today’s show, the lads debate the respectability of different jobs, from podcasting to lead consultants on neonatal wards - fancy entering into business with Willy Wonka himself? Luke thinks not.

E…

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

Like Nothing Matters

This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model in …

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago

Mr Funky Pants

Today we conclude that if we can shoot rabbits, then we can shoot fascists too as Luke tells us all about the new Nazi documentary he’s seen. But talk quickly turns to Donaldson’s funky pants!

Speakin…

Published on 1 year, 9 months ago