Podcast Episodes

Beanie Babies: The Polyester Beta Test

Season 1

Cassandra smelled the ash before the wood was even cut. In March 2026, the Beanie Baby market has officially entered "terminal decline," but for Marc…

5 months, 3 weeks ago

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Neuralink: The Biological Margin Call

Season 1

Cassandra warned of the horse; we warn of the wire. Neuralink boasts a staggering nine-billion-dollar valuation as of Q1 2026, a figure our empirical…

5 months, 4 weeks ago

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Datadog: The Blind Watchdog Fails

Season 1

**The Blind Watchdog Fails: Datadog's Ostrich Algorithm and the EU AI Act**

New York City, March 15th, 2026. A creeping mist isn't the only thing seep…

5 months, 4 weeks ago

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Equinix: The Billion Dollar Thermostat

Season 1

The heat is on, and the silicon is melting. Join us for a scorching audit as Marcus and Katie dissect the monumental challenges facing Equinix, the s…

6 months ago

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Juicero: The Newtonian Force Of Ego

Season 1

Welcome to a chilling audit of technological hubris, where hosts Katie and Marcus dissect the "Newtonian Force of Ego" – the staggering capital deplo…

6 months ago

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CoreWeave / Lambda: Architecture Of The Dead Room

Season 1

The Q1 2026 audit is in, and the verdict is brutal. Join Marcus and Katie in a high-stakes, deeply personal showdown over the true cost of data sover…

6 months ago

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Rocket Lab / Intuitive: The Capex Of Gravity

Season 1

It’s April 21st, 2026, and the future of space commerce is bleeding out. Join financial auditors Marcus and Katie as they dissect the Q1 metrics of a…

6 months, 1 week ago

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Beam Therapeutics: Editing The Ghost Engine

Season 1

In a world where biology isn't clean code, but a "blind mechanic trying to swap a spark plug while the engine redlines," auditors Marcus and Katie di…

6 months, 1 week ago

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Google Glass: Ghosts Of The Glass

Season 1

**The Gaze Economy: When the Eye Goes Bankrupt**

It’s March 28th, 2026, and the world is staring into a digital void. Join Marcus, the cynical romanti…

6 months, 1 week ago

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The Lark Distillery: The Bass Strait Betrayal

Season 1

**March 15th, 2026. Hobart.** The chill bites deeper than the Tasmanian air, seeping into the bone like bad data into a balance sheet. Cassandra warn…

6 months, 2 weeks ago

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