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Why You Should NEVER Ask Your Kids to Choose in a Parenting Plan
Episode 32
Stop fucking asking your kids what they want in the parenting plan. There. I said it. We're talking about why this "loving" little question is actua…
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Why You Should Never Use a Court’s Parenting Plan Template (Do This Instead)
Episode 31
Court parenting plan templates are a f*cking scam.
These things get handed out like candy by overworked judges and lazy attorneys, and you're expecte…
2 months ago
10 Signs You Hired the Wrong Divorce Attorney for Your Custody Case
Episode 30
Let me cut the shit. If you're reading this with a knot in your stomach because you already know your attorney is dogshit, congratulations, your gut…
2 months ago
The Financial Scars of High-Conflict Divorce
Episode 29
Okay, let's just rip the bandaid off. I spent an absolute ass load of money on my divorce, and at 47 years old, I'm still working through the damage…
2 months, 1 week ago
5 Things I Realized After 18 Years of Co-Parenting
Episode 28
Listen. If you're in custody hell right now, this episode is either gonna piss you off or save your life. Probably both.
I spent 18 years in high-con…
2 months, 1 week ago
Are You “Controlling” for Bringing Your Own Parenting Plan?
Episode 27
Your attorney just told you that bringing a prepared parenting plan to mediation makes you "controlling." And you believed them. That's the problem …
2 months, 2 weeks ago
4th of July Custody Schedule Mistakes in Parenting Plans
Episode 26
4th of July sounds fun until you're divorced. Then it's a shit show.
I've read your parenting plans. I've seen what Larry the Lawyer put in there. On…
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Your Vacation Clause Is a Dumpster Fire and Nobody Told You
Episode 25
If you have never tried to use your vacation clause yet just wait because that shit is about to show you exactly how screwed you really are.
In this …
2 months, 3 weeks ago
Stop Sitting There and Taking It: What to Actually Do in Mediation
Episode 24
Your ex is about to call you a liar, a cheat, and an unfit parent in front of a mediator who isn't going to do a damn thing about it.
And if you walk…
2 months, 3 weeks ago
No Summer Plan Means Your Ex Wins. Every. Damn. Time.
Episode 23
Your ex is already planning to ruin your summer. Is your parenting plan ready?
I'm not being dramatic. Summer break is the number one gap I see in pa…
2 months, 4 weeks ago