Podcast Episodes

Incriminating Myself With The Rice Purity Test for 30 Minutes

I did something that probably should’ve stayed between me and God… I took the Rice Purity Test on mic.

Let’s just say we covered romantic his…

7 months ago

This Night Was a Humiliation Ritual

Maddie and I are debriefing two wildly unhinged nights: I brought a younger guy home, filmed something I absolutely shouldn’t have (bong and…

7 months, 1 week ago

How To: Situationship Edition

In this episode, I’m unpacking the romance propaganda, the overpriced prix fixe dinners, and why situationships might actually thrive on Feb…

7 months, 2 weeks ago

Get Famous or Die Trying

This episode is basically my unfiltered guide to being online without losing your mind. I’m talking about how social media is literally a mo…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

Finally Spilling The Tea on my Ex, Diet Culture, And Break Up Advice

You guys wouldn’t shut up about it, so Maddie is back. We’re talking hot girl walks, why slow walkers should be arrested, and how to feel go…

7 months, 4 weeks ago

My Roommate Summons The Devil Every Night

Okayyyy hi. I’m recording this from Sarasota, Florida, where I’ve been living my best fake-retired life before flying back to school for my …

8 months ago

I Accidentally Brought My Best Friend's Dad to a Male Strip Tease

You guys… I’m back from Europe and I think my brain’s still somewhere in Amsterdam. This episode is actually unhinged. I lost my luggage, go…

8 months, 1 week ago

Snooki Literally Told Me She Loves Me

This week I’m joined by an actual icon Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, aka the queen of fist pumps and leopard print. We got into everything: th…

8 months, 2 weeks ago

Grace Kelly Wouldn't Want Me To Say This...

This week I’m debriefing my holiday adventures of Christmas past across Europe, where I somehow ended up skiing with my roommate’s family (w…

8 months, 3 weeks ago

It's Always Something with the 12 Bars of Christmas

This week I’m giving you a full holiday rundown — family traditions, delusional gifting strategies, and what it’s like surviving 12 Bars of …

9 months, 1 week ago