Podcast Episodes

Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. W…

Published on 5 years, 10 months ago

Episode 44: Trip Skip

Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat.

- Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! http…

Published on 5 years, 10 months ago

Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat s…

Published on 5 years, 10 months ago

Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris S…

Published on 5 years, 11 months ago

Episode 41: Gingerfication

Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the com…

Published on 5 years, 11 months ago

Episode 40: Culture Vulture

Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator …

Published on 5 years, 11 months ago

Episode 39: Achoo

Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over her…

Published on 5 years, 11 months ago

Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word.

- Get the Crack Baby T-…

Published on 6 years ago

Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories abo…

Published on 6 years ago

Episode 36: The Giving Season

Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit ab…

Published on 6 years ago