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Kareem, from his office in Manhattan, and Andrew (SubwayTakes Co-creator and producer), from his home in the Hudson Valley, talk over Andrew’s recent nuptials, his Vows feature in The New York Times,…
Published on 5 months, 2 weeks ago
“The only way to get ahead in life these days is to show hole!” with Ian Fidance
From their studio and basement, respectively, Kareem and Ian rehash his original take, why Ian’s display name on the podcast app is Shrimp King, how the ‘90s were the pinnacle of…everything, the taxo…
Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago
“Anything is a dating app!” with Willa Bennett
From their offices, Kareem and Willa rehash Willa’s original take, how dating apps are like buying a used car, why SubwayTakes is a dating app, reminiscing on apps like Yik Yak, Grouper, and LiveJour…
Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago
Michael Shannon Says Friendship is Serious Business | Uncut
"People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it!!" Kareem and Michael continue on the train and talk about Michael's directorial debut, Eric Larue, directing as a way of develop…
Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago
"There should be no more group chats!" with Rachel Coster
From their homes, Kareem and Rachel get down to brass tacks on vanish mode, signing documents, executive dysfunction, living alone, boarding schools, Rachel’s Carrie Bradshaw era, the West Village Gi…
Published on 6 months ago
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden
From their home studios, Kareem and Jay revisit banana hammocks, saying “congratulations” for birthdays, what Jay calls “summertime penis,” the politics of a Speedo, the dongs of various Greek gods, …
Published on 6 months, 1 week ago
“Restaurants need to stop with the artisanal ketchup!!” with Paul Scheer
From their home studios, Kareem and Paul re-litigate how Heinz is the best ketchup of all time and why fries must be included with the price of a burger. They also dig into bald-guy and gap-tooth rep…
Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut
"Fundamentally, everyone is a good person!" Kareem and Ramy continue on the train, grab a meal at IBN Hamido in Astoria, Queens and and talk about finally peeing after you've been holding it for too …
Published on 6 months, 3 weeks ago
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed
From their homes, Kareem and Abdullah also discuss NYC smelling like worms, slugs are unhoused snails, Abdullah's alt take that was "we should make farting socially acceptable" but it had already don…
Published on 6 months, 3 weeks ago
"Bring back segregation!!!" with Joyelle Nicole Johnson
From their homes, Kareem and Joyelle also discuss White spicy, Black Las Vegas, Kareem v. Karim v. Krem, Oprah v. Orpah, being North African American, Italians are white, everyone should be forced to…
Published on 7 months ago