Podcast Episodes

Rust Belt Childhood

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and Mike thinks he has polyps on his liver. The boys talk about affairs, driving while smoking blunts, and Mike hooking up with a girl from his county.

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Published on 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Hot Guy Mount Rushmore (with Sarah Tollemache)

The Beautiful Boys are joined this week by comedian Sarah Tollemache! The three rank their Mount Rushmore of 90s heartthrobs and things get heated. Sarah talks about her ancestry, Andy and Mike talk …

Published on 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Optimize Christianity (with Maddie Wiener)

The Beautiful Boys are joined this week by comedian Maddie Wiener! The three get existential about string theory, true happiness and AI taking over our lives. Mike and Andy want to build a separation…

Published on 5 months ago

Clam Hammock

The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and Mike has been DISRESPECTED. Andy reveals his history with talking to military recruiters and his newfound nicotine fix. The pair talk about people getting up…

Published on 5 months, 1 week ago

Is There a Child Army? (with Dan Soder)

Andy and Mike are joined by another beautiful boy, Dan Soder! They talk about the pressure of kids sports, becoming bully whisperers, and a crass landlord. Dan and Andy reminisce on botching it with …

Published on 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Beta Buzz Lightyear

The Beautiful Boys are shiestied up and getting into the depths of passing trauma onto your kids, regretting investing in stocks, and their crimes of passion. Andy looks back on giving money to a Gua…

Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Pile of Fear (with Greg Stone)

Greg Stone joins the Beautiful Boys to discuss his old hospital job, having a pregnancy scare in middle school, and botching it with his childhood crush. FOLLOW GREG: Tickets: https://www.gregfstone.…

Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago

Competing for Resources

The Beautiful Boys are solo and highly caffeinated this week. They talk about parenting while on the road, meeting the divine feminine, and awkward social interactions. Andy shows off his old perm ha…

Published on 6 months ago

Overweight & Underheight (with Joe List)

The Beautiful Boys welcome comedian Joe List to dive into the stress of parenting amid success. Mike weighs his subconscious penance, Andy gets intelligence-shamed, and Joe shares a wild story about …

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

New Lease on Life

The Beautiful Boys are solo today and talk about baby bottle messes, stressing about your kids, and obnoxious tippers. Mike recalls his three recent car accidents, and Andy took a trip to Guatemala w…

Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago