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Back to SearchEpisode 116 - Our Destiny Is Hummus
Episode 174
In an attempt to counteract the ongoing bleakness of the world, this week's Earwash is excerpts of nonsense from Douglas's notebook. If you squint your ears and turn your head just so, some of it cou…
Published on 6 months ago
Episode 115 - Scoffton
Episode 173
Brought to dire financial need by the cost of unclogging a cat's crystal-ridden bladder, Earwash for the first time contains *shuddder* an advertisement. But what is it an ad for? Why did a sinister …
Published on 6 months, 1 week ago
Episode 114 - Pop
Episode 172
Pop this week's Earwash into your ears. It's a short but juicy podcast bursting with stories of things bursting in strange and upsetting ways, guaranteed to cleanse your ears from the sound of the sm…
Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago
Epiosde 113 - WG-40
Episode 171
This week Douglas is joined by country musician Bruce Plank for a few drinks and a chat covering such topics as which athletes Bruce would turn into worms, unusual ways to celebrate Pride Month, and …
Published on 6 months, 3 weeks ago
Episode 112 - Stramash
Episode 170
In a break from Earwash's usual weirdness and filth, today's episode is almost edifying and educational: a collection of interesting words from Douglas's notebooks, recorded at different times but co…
Published on 6 months, 4 weeks ago
Episode 111 - Male Bondage Time
Episode 169
In an attempt to break into the lucrative and low-cost/effort podcast genre of 'Three White Guys Talking About Nothing', this week you will hear the pilot episode of Douglas's own contribution to the…
Published on 7 months ago
Episode 110 - Of all the joist joints in all the houses in all the world she had to walk into that one
Episode 168
The Earwig's been acting oddly for the last few weeks (I know he's always odd, but i mean even odder than usual), so I thought I'd bring him in for a chat. I was not prepared for his tragic tale of h…
Published on 7 months, 1 week ago
Episode 109 - The Soothing Sound of a Stream of Nonsense in a Structured Setting
Episode 167
Celebrate Earwash's second birthday with a relaxed saunter through the oddities of Douglas's notebook. Definitely doesn't include any surprising details about the personal life of the new Pope
Published on 7 months, 2 weeks ago
Episode 108 - Two Poems About Antony Green
Episode 166
In the aftermath of the 2025 Australian Federal election, eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular joins us to share the artistic outpourings the election has inspired in him. By Jonathan's standards, it's qui…
Published on 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Episode 107 - The 94th 🍆
Episode 165
Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular joins us today to give a surprisingly nuanced analysis of the number of phalluses on the Bayeaux Tapestry and their significance. Includes an eye-watering alternative w…
Published on 8 months ago