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208: Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)
Episode 208
Why is my instinct to hug my dogs too hard? If you had to move to Sesame Street, who would you want to be your neighbor? How do you know when the sto…
6 years, 6 months ago
207: The Still Escalators of Doom
Episode 207
Why are unmoving escalators so disconcerting? What do I do about the plant that died while I was house sitting? What should I tell people who think I…
6 years, 6 months ago
206: If You Can't Put Your Mouth There... (with Andrew Levitt AKA Nina West!)
Episode 206
How should I act around my professor who is also my peer? Do the knobs on toasters control heat or time? How do I not get matching tattoos with my mo…
6 years, 6 months ago
205: Piggy Bank Toughness
Episode 205
Should I call this strange number back? What have I missed on the pod? Why are your faves your faves? Don't you need more than lemons for lemonade? H…
6 years, 7 months ago
204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit
Episode 204
How do I make this flesh-eating bacteria sound safe? How do I tell my housemate not to get a crockpot? Am I as unlikeable as the character I wrote? D…
6 years, 7 months ago
203: Joy, Attention, Justice, Hips Don't Lie
Episode 203
What do I do with 15 pounds of cornbread? Where do song lyrics live in our brains? Why are we here? How did people get answers before Google? How oft…
6 years, 7 months ago
202: Pants Clone
Episode 202
Where are the natural wheels? How do I make a conspiracy theorist understand that space exists? What are SEO tools? Should we market climate change b…
6 years, 7 months ago
201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020
Episode 201
Can a sentient statue run for president? How do I attend a show solo? How can I be bougie enough for art frames? Could Elsa solve climate change? How…
6 years, 7 months ago
200: Only If You Got Enough Life Jackets
Episode 200
What is the setup for this joke? What's with people waving from boats? Why don't cartoons change their outfits? How do I tell someone I’ll be back bu…
6 years, 8 months ago
199: The Best of Dear Hank & John #2!
Episode 199
Over the last couple years, John and Hank have bestowed upon the world some true gems of advice and anecdotes. We compiled some favorites in one epis…
6 years, 8 months ago