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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Part One - The Wiggle Wiggle Sword
The Swordboys are here to say that they know kung fu (movies)! They take a major step down in quality from the last movie to discuss CROUCHING TIGER …
1 year, 10 months ago
Masters of the Universe Part Six - I Have My Sword Back!
Sexy Skeletor is now Master of the Universe and we are so happy for him! He has a huge staff, a costume change, a pig nose and a winged helmet that h…
1 year, 11 months ago
Masters of the Universe Part Five - Octone Rectifier
Oh gosh, this one is a doozy! We have arrived at the Last of Earth! Cut-out He-Man flies his pizza stone and finally pulls his sword out while Man-At…
1 year, 11 months ago
Masters Of The Universe Part Four - Dick Ship
Welcome back to the quiet desolate streets of Los Angeles, where the only place open is Charlie's Music Store. After Kevin autotunes his way out of t…
1 year, 11 months ago
Masters of the Universe Part Three - Blasters of the Universe
Hey. You like warehouses? Because we are in Pizzabox Alley again in this cut. But at least He-Man finally uses his sword in a movie which should have…
2 years ago
Masters of the Universe Part Two - Good Journey
Clear out your gill slits and synchronize your personal locators! It's time to take the space butthole to Los Angeles where we meet Kevin and Julie, …
2 years ago
Masters of the Universe Part One - Sexy Skeletor
By the Power of Greyskull, we finally start to cover a piece of cinematic art with real history unlike our last movie: "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE". The…
2 years, 1 month ago
Three Musketeers Part Six - A French Quarter
The Swordboys rejoin the insurrection by yelling about arrangements and tracking down exactly whose sword killed Young DARt’s father. Cardinal Richel…
2 years, 1 month ago
Three Musketeers Part Five - It's Not Murder, It's A Melee
The Swordboys jump on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney to cheer on the murders of all of the crew by Aramis and Platthos, everyone’s favor…
2 years, 2 months ago
Three Musketeers Part Four - M'Lady DeWhitaker
The Swordboys return to the tavern to hear Big Brother Athos talk of love and good-natured punches to the face. Next we take a milk bath with a gross…
2 years, 2 months ago