Podcast Episodes

Desensitization

Why am I so angry?

I've been praying, I've been praying

It's been 1,000 days

Been playing games,

Nobody came to save you, eh?

Hey,

Are you oka…

3 years, 2 months ago

Birthdays & Holidays

Our birthdays last a year--

Woah--thats awesome--!

--and they're miserable.

GOD.

Happy Birthday, tomorrow

I love you today

—I love you asl…

3 years, 2 months ago

P E R F E C T I O N

A perfect world

To find perfection in love;

And to find love in everything...

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE …

3 years, 2 months ago

[The Green One]

Okay—we're all adults here—

(Everyone nods, yesses in agreement)

—except deadmau5. He's like 5.

I have a name.

Does anyone care?

Okay, …

3 years, 2 months ago

Another DJ Night, Now

DIPLO, you dipshit.

I told you.

I had to!

Now, we're fucked.

We're not fucked—

—you're all FUCKED—

I told you.

Welp, my bad.

3 years, 2 months ago

[The Yellow One]

The first time he wandered into the storefront, I of course immediately avoided any direct eye contact, as I typically did with any attractive Caucas…

3 years, 2 months ago

27/27

This isn't funny anymore

Everything is Skrillex

And nothing is Skrillex

Everything is asinine

And no one is Sonny

Extraordinary sightseeing

Noth…

3 years, 2 months ago

9/11

Idol//Icon

I'm an idol

I'm an icon

Depending what planet you're on—

I'm a God

I wrote the whole plot

And it's just getting started

Haven't thoug…

3 years, 2 months ago

“The Elephant”

Psh. I'm not gonna fight over a dude.

It's ********.

He's just a dude.

So what gives.

I don't know. I told her to do what she wants.

Sh…

3 years, 2 months ago

C-U-T

In real time.

3 years, 2 months ago