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Back to SearchThe CORNDOWN pt 272: with Will Sasso as Mark McGwire
On this one, wuppy fills in for wastedmemory and really leans into some strange hospital logic and bee management techniques. I try to keep things on…
11 months, 3 weeks ago
The CORNDOWN pt 271: with Michael Jackson as Captain EO
This episode of CORNDOWN has a lot of energy—starting head first and sliding straight into the recurring saga of accidental fatherhood and surprise b…
11 months, 4 weeks ago
The CORNDOWN pt 270: with Mark Cuban as President Marcus Robbins
This one’s got no wastedmemory but a lot of shampoo—like, a suspicious number of cartons—and way too many people hiding in bushes or punching walls f…
1 year ago
The CORNDOWN pt 269: with Kevin Bacon as Valentine McKee
This episode of CORNDOWN starts with some hotel stress—trying not to get attacked, yelling in the lobby, and a room that apparently needs preheating …
1 year ago
The CORNDOWN Pt 268: with Wayne Robson as Mike Hamar
This time on CORNDOWN I spend too long trying to sort out why my room key from six weeks ago won’t work, while wastedmemory gets into some turtle tal…
1 year ago
The CORNDOWN pt 267: with Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson
This CORNDOWN starts out soaked in a hotel rain complaint that keeps circling back no matter what I try—wastedmemory jumps in to help, but it only sp…
1 year ago
The CORNDOWN pt 266: with Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective
On this CORNDOWN, I find myself caught in a cycle of discovering dead batteries. Wastedmemory helps escalate things by throwing in some battery inges…
1 year, 1 month ago
The CORNDOWN pt 265: with Kevin Pollak as Mr. Bell
This CORNDOWN gets tangled in airport chaos and sticky situations, starting with me trying to explain a phone-based parking plan and somehow ending u…
1 year, 1 month ago
The CORNDOWN pt 264: with Vanessa Hudgens as Candy
This CORNDOWN has me going to the hotel front desk with a new policy about strangulation that no one seems to want to enforce, even after I make a si…
1 year, 1 month ago
The CORNDOWN pt 263: with Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta as Scáthach
This batch is wild—gasoline barcodes, employee nipping, and taking entire rooms home. wastedmemory is deep in gasoline-related schemes, while bhencho…
1 year, 1 month ago